instead of going out as a lifeguard, im now going out as a red indian for my birthday. hmmmmmmmm
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seriously thought i was the only person that ever did this…
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“Driving Miss Daisy, its a classic”
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help wanted, will pay.
Looking for someone to be my ‘date’ for my birthday night, don’t worry, you don’t have to touch me*, just merely walk around with me (topless) and allow me to introduce you to everyone as my boyfriend for the night.
Also, i wont speak to you again afterwards… just dont wanna be seen as a sad oldie on my birthday.
More terms and conditions apply.
*we Do have to snog all night and have sex.
dont all apply at once.
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